Where's your paddle?

Question: Two penguins are in a canoe, in the middle of the dessert, with paddles. They are rowing when the first penguin turns to the 2nd penguin & asks WHERE IS your paddle? The 2nd penguin responds, "yup sure does". Why did the 2nd penguin respond this way?

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