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Question: Every night I'm told what to do,and each morning I do what I'm told.But I still don't escape your scold.What am I?
Answer: An alarm clock.
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Question: Why did the hen cross the road?
Answer: To prove she wasn't chicken!
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Answer: A bluebird!
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Answer: The space bar!
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Question: What is the tallest building in the world?
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Question: What tastes better than it smells?
Answer: A tongue.